Thursday, March 25, 2010

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

In my last post I was thanking my dad for giving me an English name. Look at this post instead! I hope my name won't create some kind of confusion...


Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang = Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin = Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen = Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng = Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng = Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow = You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan = Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie
 Leow = Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah = Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai = Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan = Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan = Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong = Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng = Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah = Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See = Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng = Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai = Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh = Never die before (Cantonese)

Monday, March 22, 2010

Confusing Chinese Name

Bentuckee's note: Read this joke long ago. It's really amusing especially now that I'm in Australia... Thanks to my dad for giving me an English name! =)

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

兩道選擇題,做完之後是沉默 值得您細看

Bentuckee's note: Thanks A for forwarding this mail to me. Too good that I share this immediately. It makes sense totally.
兩道選擇題,做完之後是沉默   值得您細看......
上課了。老教授面帶微笑,走進教室,對同學們說:"我受一家機構委託,來做一項問卷調查,請同學們幫個忙。"一聽這話,教室裏輕微的一陣議論:問卷?比上課有趣多了。問卷表發下來,同學們一看,只有兩道題。

 1)
他很愛她。她細細的瓜子臉,彎彎的娥眉,面色白皙,美麗動人。可是有一天,她不幸遇上了車禍,痊癒後,臉上留下幾道大大的醜陋疤痕。
你覺得,他會一如既往地愛她嗎?

A
、他一定會
B
、他一定不會
C
、他可能會


2) 
她很愛他。他是商界的精英,儒雅沉穩,敢打敢拼。忽然有一天,他破產了。
你覺得,她還會像以前一樣愛他嗎?

A
、她一定會
B
、她一定不會
C
、她可能會


一會兒,同學們就做好了。問卷收上來,教授一統計,發現:第一題有10%的同學選A10%的同學選B80%的同學選C
第二題呢,30%的同學選了A30%的同學選B40%的同學選C


"
看來,美女毀容比男人破產,更讓人不能容忍啊。
"
教授笑了,"做這兩題時,潛意識裏,你們是不是把他和她當成了戀人關係?"
"
是啊。"同學們答得很整齊。

"
可是,題目本身並沒有說他和她是戀人關係啊?"教授似有深意地看著大家,"現在,我們來假設一下,
如果,第一題中的''''的父親,第二題中的''''的母親。 讓你把這兩道題重新做一遍,你還會堅持原來的選擇嗎?問卷再次發到同學們的手中,教室裏忽然變得非常寧靜,一張張年青的面龐變得凝重而深沉。
幾分鐘後,問卷收了上來,教授再一統計,兩道題,同學們都100%地選了A 教授的語調深沉而動情:
"
這個世界上,有一種愛,亙古綿長,無私無求;不因季節更替。 不因名利浮沉,這就是父母的愛啊!"

Friday, March 5, 2010

Eggs: No Longer A Forbidden Food


Bentuckee's note:
I don't know how true is this but it's worth to read. I hope it's true because I'm an egg lover!! Life is just so boring without eggs! I hope I can eat it till the last day I'm on earth. 
Remember the days when you could enjoy your eggs sunny side up or in a nice fluffy omelet without worrying about your heart and nasty gobs of cholesterol clogging your arteries?

What happened to those days?

Let me tell you a little story…

It all starts back in the early 70’s when leisure suits and wood paneling were in fashion… it’s also when the whole connection between cholesterol and heart health all began.

Sometime around 1972, the American Heart Association issued a report that stated that you should limit the amount of eggs you eat so you can reduce cholesterol intake.

All of a sudden…practically overnight… the poor little egg got a bad rap and became labeled the “forbidden food” of our time.

As a result, for years we were told by so-called “health experts” that we should eat no more than three per week or any at all!

The egg became Public Enemy #1… especially those evil little yolks…they were the “brains” behind the egg’s artery invasion.

So then the egg white omelet was born.

Truth be told… the thought process behind the whole theory was sound…

These “experts” thought that because eggs have cholesterol in them (especially in those nasty little yolks) so common sense says that they must raise cholesterol levels in our blood.
Right?
Wrong!

But studies now show that this theory is seriously flawed.

For example, the Framingham Heart Study found that egg consumption was
unrelated to blood cholesterol levels or heart conditions.. and that includes the yolks.

In another 14-year study… 117,000 nurses and health professionals found that there was no difference in the risk for coronary heart problems between those who ate less than one egg per week and those who ate more than one egg per day..

So forget what you used to hear about our buddy the egg… because once you set aside the “Egg Myth”… you’ll see just how healthy and nutritious they really are.
Eggs are a great source of protein, providing 5.5 grams of protein per egg and only about 70 calories.

They are also the most complete source of protein…that means they have all the nine essential amino acids that your body needs… and amino acids are the “building blocks” of muscle and other tissues in the body!

Eggs are also chock-full of vitamins, such as: A, B, C, D, E and K; as well as minerals (iron, zinc, selenium), as well as antioxidants lutein and zeaxanthin.
And just look what these little guys do… 
Protects Eyesight: Lutein and zeaxanthin, two antioxidants found in egg yolks, help prevent age-related eye problems.

Even better research shows that the lutein from eggs is more easily absorbable by your body than lutein from other food sources.
Regulates the Brain and Nervous System: Egg yolks are the richest source of choline, a member of the vitamin B family, you can get.

It supports your brain and nervous system function by maintaining the structure of brain cells, and is a key component of the neuro-transmitter acetylcholine that helps relay messages from the brain and through nerves to the muscles.
 
Promotes healthy pregnancy: Choline is also an essential nutrient that contributes to fetal brain development. Two eggs provide about 250 milligrams of choline, or about half of the recommended daily intake for pregnant or breastfeeding women. 

Protects Heart Health: Since choline is one of the B vitamins (including B-12), it works as a powerful antioxidant, converting homocysteine…. a substance that can cause damage to your blood vessels…into harmless molecules.
What’s more… eggs are a good source of omega-3s. And omega 3’s live up
to their hype, as multiple studies show that omega-3s lower your risk
of developing heart problems.

Promotes weight Loss: The high-quality protein in eggs helps keep you feeling fuller longer. In fact, during research people reported feeling less hungry and reduced their caloric intake after eating eggs.

Builds muscle strength: Research shows that high-quality protein like=20 eggs can help active adults build muscle strength and help prevent muscle loss…and other studies show that choline found in eggs may even help prevent muscle damage. 

Strengthens Bones: Ordinarily vitamin D is produced by your skin in response to exposure to sunlight. But eggs are one of the few foods that offer vitamin D radiation free.

Vitamin D’s main job is to strengthen your bones by raising calcium absorption.

But it does a lot more than that...
It also helps boost your immune system, regulate your blood pressure, and regulate cell growth.

So you see, those days of enjoying eggs are not gone at all.

So don’t be afraid to crack open some incredible edibles!

But before you set down to your sunny side up smorgasbord, there are just a few things you need to consider…

Not all eggs are the same.

You might want to try organic, free-range eggs.

Yes… they are a little more expensive…but these eggs that come from cage free chickens tend to produce eggs that are higher in protein and vitamins.

And with organic you can rest assured that harmful hormones don’t end up in your morning omelet.

Two reasons that make the extra money worth it!

Here are also some tips for maintaining the freshness of your eggs.

. Store them in the refrigerator where they can stay up to a month.

· Don’t wash them because it can remove the protective coating on them.

· Keep them in the original carton or a covered container so they don’t
absorb the odors in your fridge or lose any of their moisture.

· I know many people like to store them on the fridge door, but that’s
not a good idea. Each time the door is opened and closed the eggs are exposed to too much heat. Keep them on the shelve in a covered container.

· Store them with their pointed edge facing downward to prevent the
air chamber and the yolk from shifting.

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